| Hi,
 I'm really sorry to bother you at this time, 
            I drove down to the United Kingdom yesterday and lost my 
            luggage at Heathrow International Airport where i had all my money 
            and cash cards, and cases of NOS American Motors parts to give 
            members of badassgremlin, and amc-list people for FREE! I've 
            complained to the police and scab amcforum and they have promised to 
            contact me when they get any information about my missing property, 
            but none ever reply, not that anyone there, and I think they are 
            keeping my crates of NOS parts to sell at AMC meets. Right now i'm 
            stranded in my 76 Pacer I use for swap meets, and only have 6 
            days left of provisions of haggis which is starting to stench but 
            since no teeth like most Brits, eat it anyhows; and baked beans and 
            bangers & mash; and need you to send me $1500 immediately 
            by western union so that i can buy a starter the Hooker headers 
            burnt up get a dwon paymewnt on a right hand drive 68 
            Rebel and pay my bills here, as been hanging with Tiger at 
            strip clubs, will surely pay you back like Arkansas lottery on my 
            arrival back home at the weekend. I need to also get Madonna 
            out of back seat. I still have my AMC logoed international passport 
            I bought on ebay with me, use my below details to send by western 
            union so that i can pick up from a western union outlet here at the 
            airport where my Pacer is in parking lot which charges $30 US a day, 
            which is about what Madonna charges, and I am sleeping in it at 
            moment. The Pacer, not Madonna, 
            ewwwwww.........
 
 Name: Christy Scammy Davis 
            Vernon
 Location: London United Kingdom, Lot A114 (look for the 
            Jade Green AMC Pacer with fish & chips bags scattered 
            about )
 Amount: $1500US or about $1800 Canadian or $1.38 in 
            Pesos.
 
 Send me the western union details and # mtcn 
            by Rambler so that i can receive it and pick up using AMC 
            logoed passport without making a mistake (except letting Madonna 
            live here was mistake) and please do not let anyone know since I 
            sent this on internet to millions of people; about it as i feel i 
            can confide in you at this time hoping you will not let me down like 
            my Pacer has, I really want my NOS AMC parts customs seized back. 
            And a can of sardines in roll on form for 
            Madonna.
 
 Regards,
 Vern Scammy Davis Christy (Very is my pole dancer 
            name)American Motorsport 1320 (yup, old failed Mitchell club 
            reference)
 AJC-CA 1427 (Bridewell Prison, near Ye Olde Chesire 
            Cheese)
 SFI-IH-S143 Silver 76 Pacer with BBQ pit welded to 
            hatch
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