Hi, I'm really sorry to bother you at this time,
I drove down to the United Kingdom yesterday and lost my
luggage at Heathrow International Airport where i had all my money
and cash cards, and cases of NOS American Motors parts to give
members of badassgremlin, and amc-list people for FREE! I've
complained to the police and scab amcforum and they have promised to
contact me when they get any information about my missing property,
but none ever reply, not that anyone there, and I think they are
keeping my crates of NOS parts to sell at AMC meets. Right now i'm
stranded in my 76 Pacer I use for swap meets, and only have 6
days left of provisions of haggis which is starting to stench but
since no teeth like most Brits, eat it anyhows; and baked beans and
bangers & mash; and need you to send me $1500 immediately
by western union so that i can buy a starter the Hooker headers
burnt up get a dwon paymewnt on a right hand drive 68
Rebel and pay my bills here, as been hanging with Tiger at
strip clubs, will surely pay you back like Arkansas lottery on my
arrival back home at the weekend. I need to also get Madonna
out of back seat. I still have my AMC logoed international passport
I bought on ebay with me, use my below details to send by western
union so that i can pick up from a western union outlet here at the
airport where my Pacer is in parking lot which charges $30 US a day,
which is about what Madonna charges, and I am sleeping in it at
moment. The Pacer, not Madonna,
ewwwwww......... Name: Christy Scammy Davis
Vernon Location: London United Kingdom, Lot A114 (look for the
Jade Green AMC Pacer with fish & chips bags scattered
about ) Amount: $1500US or about $1800 Canadian or $1.38 in
Pesos. Send me the western union details and # mtcn
by Rambler so that i can receive it and pick up using AMC
logoed passport without making a mistake (except letting Madonna
live here was mistake) and please do not let anyone know since I
sent this on internet to millions of people; about it as i feel i
can confide in you at this time hoping you will not let me down like
my Pacer has, I really want my NOS AMC parts customs seized back.
And a can of sardines in roll on form for
Madonna. Regards,
Vern Scammy Davis Christy (Very is my pole dancer
name) American Motorsport 1320 (yup, old failed Mitchell club
reference) AJC-CA 1427 (Bridewell Prison, near Ye Olde Chesire
Cheese) SFI-IH-S143 Silver 76 Pacer with BBQ pit welded to
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