| Hi,
 I'm really sorry to bother you at this time, 
          I drove down to the United Kingdom yesterday and lost my luggage 
          at Heathrow International Airport where i had all my money and cash 
          cards, and cases of NOS American Motors parts to give members of 
          badassgremlin, and amc-list people for FREE! I've complained to 
          the police and scab amcforum and they have promised to contact me when 
          they get any information about my missing property, but none ever 
          reply, not that anyone there, and I think they are keeping my crates 
          of NOS parts to sell at AMC meets. Right now i'm stranded in my 76 
          Pacer I use for swap meets, and only have 6 days left of 
          provisions of haggis which is starting to stench but since no teeth 
          like most Brits, eat it anyhows; and baked beans and bangers & 
          mash; and need you to send me $1500 immediately by western union 
          so that i can buy a starter the Hooker headers burnt up get 
          a dwon paymewnt on a right hand drive 68 Rebel and pay my 
          bills here, as been hanging with Tiger at strip clubs, will surely pay 
          you back like Arkansas lottery on my arrival back home at the 
          weekend. I need to also get Madonna out of back seat. I still 
          have my AMC logoed international passport I bought on ebay with me, 
          use my below details to send by western union so that i can pick up 
          from a western union outlet here at the airport where my Pacer is in 
          parking lot which charges $30 US a day, which is about what Madonna 
          charges, and I am sleeping in it at moment. The Pacer, not Madonna, 
          ewwwwww.........
 
 Name: Christy Scammy Davis 
          Vernon
 Location: London United Kingdom, Lot A114 (look for the Jade 
          Green AMC Pacer with fish & chips bags scattered 
          about )
 Amount: $1500US or about $1800 Canadian or $1.38 in 
          Pesos.
 
 Send me the western union details and # mtcn 
          by Rambler so that i can receive it and pick up using AMC logoed 
          passport without making a mistake (except letting Madonna live here 
          was mistake) and please do not let anyone know since I sent this on 
          internet to millions of people; about it as i feel i can confide in 
          you at this time hoping you will not let me down like my Pacer has, I 
          really want my NOS AMC parts customs seized back. And a can 
          of sardines in roll on form for 
          Madonna.
 
 Regards,
 Vern Scammy Davis Christy (Very is my pole dancer 
          name)American Motorsport 1320 (yup, old failed Mitchell club 
          reference)
 AJC-CA 1427 (Bridewell Prison, near Ye Olde Chesire 
          Cheese)
 SFI-IH-S143 Silver 76 Pacer with BBQ pit welded to 
          hatch
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