In a message dated 1/8/2006 5:44:46 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
AMC74HORNET@xxxxxxxxx writes:
Bart
the beard pictured is only one year old as I shave it down once a year to
a Wolf Blitzer stubble when I officially declare it spring time. You
know Wolf Blitzer? One of the news anchor's on CNN. He looks like he has
not shaven for 3 days when you look at him on TV. If you are going to grow
a beard grow a beard and if you can't shave off the stubble. This year
for the first time in 20 years I shaved it to the stubble 2 weeks
before Christmas as I was tired of all the hey Santa crap. The final straw
that broke the camels back was when one old lady started that Santa crap,
I just had enough. I told her that I hated Christmas and I boiled and
ate little children and no one was getting anything for christmas because
I was spending all my money on my AMC's!!!!! Her jaw dropped, her
face turned white and she stumbled away.
well then dye your hair and beard black...uhh wait a minute don't do that
cuz then everyone will think you have 15 lbs of TNT strapped to your torso and
start calling you Doc Muhommed LOL
Bart
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