[BaadAssGremlins] weird ebay stuff

[<eddiestakes@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

And then there is the file to search on everything else. All of ya'll have 
seen the virgin mary  grilled cheese sandwiches and whatnot, but I never 
knew there was a category on ebay for 'everything else' so I looked it up. 
And boy, does it have everything else. Here is a cheap date with a goofball 
for $20 in Philly.
Looks like he should pay them for a date:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=88433&item=5554204546&rd=1
(oops, he got 86ed by ebay, probably too ugly) :frank

Yup, the Virgin Mary is still around, but this time on a rose petal and only 
$9 not $28K on a moldy cheese sandwich:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1447&item=6150173138&rd=1

If this was the #1 woman attractor cologne as seen in Playboy, it is the #0 
bid attractor on ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5554008928&rd=1

The Houston Police recently spent millions getting stun gun Tasers, maybe 
they should have just bought them off ebay for $49 a pop; only 900,000 
volts:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3204&item=5553737825&rd=1

You want ot be my neighbor in Texas? Here is a square inch of land, complete 
with deed. Remember you will have to pay property tax:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5553790524&rd=1

Need some good luck? Or brains? You can get some good luck here for $1, but 
don't use the Buy It Now for $1 million or no good luck for you boy:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=88433&item=5553756670&rd=1

Ebay is a good place to buy nothing at all:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19257&item=5553553671&rd=1

Fake lottery tickets. For some reason I'm inclined to give these to all my 
Texas A&M friends: :mrt
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3200&item=5553443183&rd=1

If you are psychic, you should know I ain't going to bid:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5553360328&rd=1

Sure a lot of people dying in this house and you can play Scooby Doo and 
solve the mystery you meddling teen for only 99 cents:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5553236628&rd=1
Note how much they have raised so far...... ???

Hey, I can now get my degree. Never mind made my own for $19:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3149&item=5951942326&rd=1

Yes, she is here in Houston, Astro's ex Shaune Bagwell, coming off a $28,000 
high bid for ad space on her bosom now you can advetise on her legs too:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5557214504&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Please take my boss on vacation........
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5559239114&rd=1

Just like I would buy a Rollexx watch from the fellow on the street corner 
in downtown, I would buy a cache of emeralds off ebay for $4.99:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5559193240&rd=1

My friend, welcome to the Al Queda car lot, we have deal for you now, we 
specialize in Ford Exploder  :flame
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=47103&item=5559190293&rd=1

The stress ain't from 'ghost poo poo' lady it is from one too many Jager 
shots dropped in Red Bull  :drunk
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5559166510&rd=1

Hypnotize me to not waste $5:  :o
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5559150851&rd=1

For those of you with less brains than money, or are just, uh, lonely, here 
is a 'personal alarm clock assistant' who will wake you up for 10 days any 
way you want. The next ten days will be free shots of penicillin.  :hat
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5957823157&rd=1
Oh, geez, she is in Texas.

Jose Canseco told me this is THE stuff he endorses:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19257&item=5557709988&rd=1

The Jay Leno Chicken Nugget:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5558943891&rd=1

Please keep Evil Kermit away from your AMC, but is welcome at frat parties
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5558841381&rd=1

That is all I had time to look, and laugh at, hope others find the humor in 
this, when i looked at this search, there was a staggering 3168 PAGES, of 
'everything else' on ebay. Usually there is about 50 pages of 'AMC' items.
Here is the main link of everything else:
http://everythingelse.ebay.com/?ssPageName=MOPS5:HEE01
You don't have to put anything in the search box, just hit search and be 
prepared.
Eddie Stakes'
Planet Houston AMX
713.464.8825
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