Re: [AMC-List] Item number: 330008960552

[adh@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Sandwich Maker)]

" From: "Eddie Stakes" <eddiestakes@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
" 
" Hi John, well, on the golf course, having a swill. I hope that golf cart is 
" AMC powered, and you not letting Paris Hilton drive it, let her drive 
" something else! Don't check your AMcyclopedia, check your video library 
" :~O). Speaking of scotch, I hope John is having a scotch, AMC's marketing 
" for the new AMX was just that in 1968. Back to 19 sixty eight.....

being of scottish extraction - though not a golfer - i feel the need
to interject a few comments.

we all know that they call it 'golf' because all the other 4-letter
words were already taken.  and 'golf' is 'flog' spelled backwards.

but why do they play 18 holes?  well, it was the tradition to have a
shot of whiskey after every hole.  now a shot glass is 1.5 oz and a
bottle is 26...
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Andrew Hay                                  the genius nature
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adh@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx                       and think what none thought
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