Pink Plastic Flamingos ,clubs, meets, categories, judging

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From: "John W Rosa" <JohnRosa@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "AMC List" <mail@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Re: clubs, meets, categories, judging


So, you awake from surgery to find the doctor has re-attached 
your arm to your forehead....which is considerably more difficult 
than
putting it back on your shoulder. You'd give extra credit for
originality?? :)



"My final point on the non-AMC engines is, when you see that car
driving down the road or driving on to the show field, what do you
see?  I see an AMC!  I may be disappointed when the owner pops the
hood, but I would be more disappointed to have never seen the car."

But like you just said...you're disappointed...thus, you 
automatically have seen it as something less. 

That's what we're 
saying should happen in judging.

John

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SOOoooooooooh... lemme get this straight - 
John.....:

You're saying - someones Custom Ride
should Automatically Disappoint Judges
Prior to Judging them -
since it is something l'ess' - due 
that they are not in Stock / Stock Modified
AMC class ?   Who is flunking' Jury Duty ?

Any Ancestry from Montgomery
Alabama in YOUR background ?

NavelLint?
 
! Wait ! OK_OK...... Got It !:

So : .................
you have Surgery & you wake up
finding  mosey puss has been
facilitated & the nurse starts hitting
on you........while her hand is
under the Blankets (!)..! Wait_Wait !
... ( a friends AMC rolls out from a stop 
light next to another American Made
Muscle Car - and  puts it away
coming out of third gear as 
"The Duce" is 
half way thru 2nd - cause friend has
a 6 speed Auto Trans............
and all she sees are AMC Taillights.........
!Ohh.....Let that one be a FORD! rriGHT?

How much yak will friend get when  p'op the
hoodlum' to find a Turbo 4.0 attached
to the 6spd. ?  eehyy....... not much -
might get asked for an extra Adapter !

OOHhhhh - but let that Bonnet pop
& out spring the Image of an all
Aluminum 4.7 Quad Cammed - Fuel
Injected V8 sporting AMC Badges
- just for *GRINS*-
- an engine friend can shift @ 8,000rpm
- &   you're...walking away pippin' Prozak  ?

Well 2bbl. 360  & a M'onster Tach' makes it right 
and is a very real Option !

You know ,  I WOULD NEVER change 
anything outside of the OEM - on a
'37 Packard Roadster......... or a '56
Clipper Super Coupe!

And I'll ALWAYS smile at those Perfectly
Stock White & Black Eagle Kammbacks -
with Stars & Stripes Flag neatly folded
and Displayed on the Spare... - [..cough..]

BUT - ....... as frens in Lock & Load mode
- Triggering Fuel Pumps against Line
Pressure  Up_Oil Up_ Ignition - 
you won't find thoughts of T'ickleing'
the BBD anywhere in the rack.

Nah-Nah-Nah....... ain't mEeeeE!  I'm the
fellow dumping that Quart of Quaker State
mostly in the valve cover of that AMC mostly
Factory Stock 258  !  

Obviously - f'riend' won't be in Stock nor
Stock Modified > THE defining
factor as to AMC engined or Not 
for those of you who are still searching -
the C'lass' Delineating is still 'Stock'.

P'ure' Stock is for 
the Maschocistic Trembling Few -
who go for Showroom Fresh - 
as from the Factory right down
to Paint Overspray ............
and Damned! I'll be cheering 
you on as I love History Too !
Remember T-Rex ? 

Buhhht .... you got that 40 CD changer in the Trunk 
spinning 'Eddie Money' - next to that T'hree Hundred Dollar'
NOS bumper Jack which still sports
the AMC Factory Assemblers finger prints that you
Hermetically sealed on by burning CrazyGlue in a Trash Bag while
holding the Jack with Pipe Cleaners - 
like you saw on Forensic Files ......... ?
 - uh uh uHHuuu !   Better park that Dog Dish sprouting'
stripper with the 'Roll-Ups' over by the Diesel Generators !

In the Kustom show area , you'll notice a Shift
between Capability Players and Capacity
Players -
Not in Stock nor Outa' Modified Stock -
nope, juss Le'Jitt in Klass Kustom,
Yeazzer.......... & I'll see YOU
on the Fields of Honor.


             Brien.
         NEW YORK
   eagle registry #501

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