[BaadAssGremlins] amc sort of musings

["Eddie Stakes" <eddiestakes@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

A few things I did while suspended by ebay for a month (due to 'inappropiate 
links' in some of my old auctions) was catch up on a number of things I have 
had to put off, or only Ramblerize (slow down) on projects.

I got to help the kids more with homework. Rake leaves, as the leaves are 
only now starting to fall as the trees here in Houston are still in shock 
from hurricane Ike, so some are blooming, producing grapefruit, limes and 
flowers not really knowing what to do or season. I'm sure they know what 
season it is today as it was 35 this morning. Finishes several file son my 
site but still have more photos to load:

http://www.planethoustonamx.com/amx_photos/amx_javelin_photos.htm

http://www.planethoustonamx.com/links/amc_links.htm

are two in proper files and folders now after, uh, 10+ years.

I got to email back my thousands of Nigerian friends who in this stressful 
financial time, have offered to send me all the money I may need. With this 
money I plan to pay off mortgage, buy a AMX III, pay off bookie and visit 
Brenda the green teethed stripper perhaps. Might even buy some new clothes 
for kids. Nah. If kids in Green Bay can go to school in winter barefoot, so 
can my kids. That money better spent on a plate of ribs.

I got this one email from a Queen, not Freddie Mercury, but a country called 
Gongo. I thought perhaps Ted Nugent was the King there or this perhaps 
signifies royalty on Sesame Street character. King Gongo. Hmmmm...don't 
sound too royal, sounds like a case of STD.
================================

Hello dear,
I am Queen Helen Kama from Democratic Republic of Gongo.I lost my Father 
Mr.williams Kama. My Father was a serving director of the Cocoa exporting 
abroad until his death .

He was assassinated on this April 20/04/2008 by the rebels following the 
political uprising.Before his death he had a foreign deposit with a security 
company here in Cote d'Ivoire up to the tune of ($12.6Million) in a seal 
box, which he registered as family valuables belonging to his foreign 
business partner he did it that way to prevent them from inspectging the box 
and know the real content, so the security company does not the real content 
of the box .

I want you to do me a favour to claim this box from the security company and 
transfer the money to a safe account in your country or any safer place as 
the beneficiary.MOREOVER,I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS 
COMPENSATION WHEN WE SUCCESSFULLY CONCLUDE THE TRANSACTION AND 5% FOR ANY 
EXPENSES YOU MAY INCUR ON THE CAUSE OF THE TRANSACTION.

I have left our country because of the maltreatment of my extended family 
and plans to kill me and my only brother now I have located the security 
company and confirmed the true  existence of the box since fice days ago,I 
have relocated to the refugee camp where nobody will locate or no who I am 
till the day the box is claimed from the security company.I have also 
decided to do investment and relocate to your country for life. I would love 
to invest in things like real estate and industrial production, that is what 
I can think of in my own limited investment iccun,but your matured and 
expertise ideals is always my dreams.

This is my reason for writing to you.Please if you are willing to assist me 
indicate your interest in replying me soonest at my 
email;(helenkama@xxxxxxxxx)
Thanks
With Love,
Helen Kama
=============================
I have reason to believe that this letter is not real and that the Queen was 
too busy driving her hybrid car to Washington to ask for a bailout herself 
perhaps to respond to my humble plea. 15% don't sound like much as most 
people TIP 20% nowadays, so besides the queen being from Ted Nugentville, 
she also wants to invest in "iccun" which I believe is one of the people on 
Total Drama Island already voted off.

There is virtually no AMC content in this email so in the "spirit" of some 
of the rules and regs to keep at least some of it AMC related, here are some 
of my AMCs for sale (until ads expire or sell them) off the Houston 
craigslist maybe you, or the queen might want:

 http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/902732007.html

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/902737083.html

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/902745873.html

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/902741942.html

thanks for reading and everyone hvae a good weekend & laugh,
Eddie Stakes
 


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