[BaadAssGremlins] - Smells like "PINKS" Spirit -

[Jay Nogg <jay.nogg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

OK - Tonight we have something very special, two Members stepping up
for what should be a memorable evening here on "PINKS" -

D = Davis
J = Jay
B = Bart


Any Questions ?


OK - Davis, do you have anything to say to Bart ?




D:"..a proven drag car.. when are YOU going to prove it? Since
you got it I haven't heard of you going ANYWHERE with that car.


J: How many lengths you looking for Davis ?


D: Jay that's not where I was going but it wouldn't be any kind of
competition for me


B: Well I could put a 150 shot of spray on mine.And I'm sure my trans 
won't shatter at the end of the race either


D: With a 150 shot you may be a contender but, my motor was built for a 
300 shot so...., my motor was built for a 300 shot so.... O and my 
tranny is built to take 1000HP.


B: When the snow thaws are you gonna race yers or is it still fodder for 
future
alimony?


D: Well... I just dropped the driveshaft off to have it fixed.


B: I have no trailer and I'm working on repainting the car..




J:  OK - we have got some Issues to resolve here:


We've a worked Gremlin 401 with a bad driveshaft, against a worked 
Gremlin 360, no trailer and
bad Paint.



Davis, will you agree to allow Bart time to secure a Trailer and some 
Fresh Paint ?


Bart, will you agree to allow Davis time to fix his Driveshaft and check 
with his Legal Aid Lawyer ?


Since you're both roughly one thousand miles apart, once up and running, 
we'll take the Best
verified ET Slips after 3 'Sets' of four passes from a Track nearest you 
- your choosing -
to establish where we go from there:


First set will be four passes - just Motor.

Second set - four passes with the 150 Shot NOS.

Third set for Davis - four passes with the 300 Shot NOS.


Verified ET Slips must be from the SAME DAY at the Track - not 2 here - 
one there.


OK - once that's settled, the Audience feels they'd like to step it up a 
notch - we' like each
of you to put some Skin in the Game just to make it interesting - how 
about it ? :


Davis - are you willing to put up a Genuine AMC logo Gremlin Gas Cap - 
in any condition - against
your losing to Bart, best one out of four after we figure out what we're 
doing ?


Bart - same thing - put up a logo's Gremlin Gas Cap - any condition - 
against Davis's winning
best one out of four given he still has a car after the next go round 
with the little Misses ?



OK - Guys, rattle your pocket change, shake hands and Welcome to 'PINKS' !








Jay


 
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