Re: [BaadAssGremlins] Twas the (AMC) day before X(R)mas....

["Ms L.A. Kooker" <lumina333@xxxxxxxxx>]

Truly enjoyable, Jerry! Thanks for sharing! Merry
Christmas! ~Lu~
--- Jerry <gremlingts@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> 
>  Just thought I'd send everyone some merry Christmas
> cheer via this 
> AMC poem. Enjoy it and the holidays. Merry
> Christmas, everyone! 
>  - Jerry Casper -
> 
> T'was the AMC day before XRmas....
> 
> 
>  T'was the day before Christmas
> and Santa was frantic.
>  The sleigh was a mess,
> and the elves were all manic.
> 
>  The reindeer were missing
> and Mrs. Claus was quite tipsy,
>  The presents weren't loaded 
> and Christmas looked iffy.
> 
>  The old elf looked haggard
> from pulling all-nighters,
>  the snow piling up fast
> it was looking all white'r.
> 
>  Taking a break from the mayhem
> he shuffled out into the snow,
>  walking aimlessly for awhile
> while a north'er did blow.
> 
>  His path led him around 
> to his summer garage,
>  filled with his treasures
> of old vintage cars.
> 
>  '57 Corvette fuel injected
> and a Hemi Superbird,
>  sat next to a BMW Isetta
> now t'wasn't that absurd?
> 
>  Santa distractedly rubbed
> his big ol' pot belly,
>  and wondered HOW to get out
> of THIS big bowl of jelly?
> 
>  He puffed out a breath,
> thinking thoughts that weren't legal,   
>  then an inspiration struck, 
> for there sat an AMC Eagle!
> 
>  Brown and tan in color
> it looked like a plain hauler
>  but underneath that exterior
> was a serious snow mauler!
> 
>  The color of reindeer
> and oh so surefooted,
>  it'd pull him anywhere
> to all chimneys so sooted
>  
>  Santa was overcome with joy
> his pathway seemed clear,
>  but with the sleigh in bad shape
> in what could he steer?
> 
>  Shifting his gaze to and fro,
> his eyes lit upon a sight 
>  that could turn any elf racer
> snow-white with deep fright.
> 
>  Underneath a green cover,
> covered with years of snow dust
>  sat a Holy Christmas terror
> with not a single speck of rust.
> 
>  Santa yanked off the cover
> his elf knees a'tremblin',
>  for that red and white car
> was a Randall XR 401 Gremlin!
> 
>  Unblemished it sat 
> when Santa had put it away,
>  it was far too dangerous
> than his Mach 10 horse sleigh!
> 
>  But heaving a breath, ragged
> the old Elf had to admit,
>  it was the perfect machine 
> if his pants he didn't, er, well...you know!
> 
>  So getting to work quickly
> he pulled both AMCs out,
>  and hitched them together
> with magic chain, stout.
> 
>  The Eagle would fly 
> and kick snowbanks assunder
>  while the red XR "sleigh"
> would make powerful thunder.
> 
>  Applying elf magic,
> both vehicles were ready,
>  but could Santa really do this
> without winding up dead-y?
> 
>  The roar of both engines
> drowned the howl of the gale
>  shifting to first and then clutching
> the jolly elf looked quite pale!
> 
>  "Away dashing and dancing
> as I donner for a blitzen,
>  don't get in my way, as
> I'm driving with mittens!"
> 
>  Santa roared up the hill
> toward his northly pole castle
>  the Eagle pulled mightly
> but without even a hassle!
> 
>  The mighty XR was a'humming
> with it's roar, no complaining
>  Santa still worried some though,
> could even magic chain take the straining?
> 
>  All thru the day
> elves filled up the XR,
>  loading thru the rear hatch 
> (and restocking Santa's bar...Shhhh!).
> 
>  Finally nightfall arrived
> and still no sign of the 'deer,
>  Santa hoped for the best
> and swallowed his fear.
> 
>  One last look around,
> all the elves were in hiding.
>  They thought Santa'd be smeared
> and there'd be no glad tidings!
> 
>  With a gleam in his eye
> he lit the V-8 up, fun!
>  And, with a flick of the pedal
> off he shot like a gun.
> 
>  And faintly they heard 
> as he thundered away,
>  "Merry Christmas to all!
> I may get home early today!"
> 
> 
>   by Jerry Casper
> 
> 
>   
>  
>  
> 
> 


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