 
| Aw c'mon, that rear spoiler is just begging for a porch wood swing for the 
boys, or hell, set up a picnic on it, remember to ice down the potato salad 
though. Speaking of that, last week my son Noah got some stomach bug that has 
been going around Houston, super bad barfing and shits. Later on Friday, Jacob 
come down with it. Then Saturday I got it then Paige Saturday night. Funny if 
you find humor (humour if Canadian) in something like this was my ass looked 
like one of those orange orangatuangs that at the Houston zoo. It was bad, man, 
like a Gallagher concert around here, you get near me, first four rows covered 
in something or another. Squirt on the wall thr word eddie and dot the i. But 
all well now just playing catchup, Jacob, and me, had it worst though. Funny too 
is the amount of people I talked to, or had strength to talk to in that time 
period told me some of their office was out with same, from places like Denver, 
Scottsdale and Florida. So ya'll watch out. If you do get it, eat Imodium AD 
like M&Ms, drink lots of Gatorade (that is if you can hold down anything at 
all), and go to Sam's and buy the big box of POM toilet paper, something like 
800 rolls, of which you will all use.  Back to this Javelin, have seen worst, seen better, I just fail to 
understand why someone would put on a bland big rear spoiler on it. There are 
many types of big....rear spoilers fiberglass and metal, that would have made 
that look slightly better back there.  Interesting is the rear flairs are riveted on off a Hornet AMX. All you 
have to do is use a heat gun to mold them to body. My orangataung friends with 
shiny red asses at Houston zoo like me can even do that. While popping Imodium 
AD & chugging Gatorade. Note the seller mentions the car has been lowered............... 
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