[BaadAssGremlins] GremlinQuest - The SCramble, er, for the Kammback Legend Begins ...

[Jerry Casper <gremlingts@xxxxxxxxx>]

 Forget the video games! Join in this real-life
eye-popping, electrifying adventure, where you race
around the country in your SUV/minivan/beater( or
Jeep), trying to find the elusive hatchback hidden
behind deceptive diecasts, and score Super bonus
points with a White Lightning! Loads of fast paced
fun, while you dodge Wally-world wanks, teeter around
Toys-R-Us toddlers, twist around Target-teens, and
dive under the parts counter at Advance Auto parts in
search of The Halfling. Build up enough Kammbacks in
your virtual shopping cart, and they overflow into the
Bonus Ebay coffer cauldron, ringing up major $ points!
There's no end to the adventure you'll find, but watch
out for the competition - there's Peg Hog, she buys
every diecast toy in reach, doesn't know what the kid
wants. Takes-His-Time Tony meanders the aisles in
search of ?, you may have to back your cart up to get
around him! Beware of Brat Packs,  groupings of 2-3
kids just picking things up and putting them back,
blocking your access to finding the Kammback idol.
Keep an eye out for Basket Bandits - you can only park
your basket at aisle ends, to get around easier in the
narrow pathways, and these irritating idiots will
"bump" your cart and dislodge your treasures into
their own handbaskets! Racing back and touching your
basket disperses the Bandits, but you lose those
diecasts forever! But the most nefarious opponent is
the devilishly disguised Diecast Devourer, he is fast,
once he enters an area, he can suck it clean of all
major diecast favorites before you can spin your cart
in a circle! Known to work early, and be gone in a
flash with the goodies! Best depart once he goes thru,
only the dead bones of Mustangs and Magnums will be
left behind to show he's scoured the shelves clean. 
  Score some major bonus points by picking thru bonus
Pallet Towers, but beware - get caught by the Aisle
ASSistant, and you get escorted out the door, and
you'll have to hit another store before you can return
to this level! And don't forget the "Nooks n'
Crannies" searches at aisle ends - they can hold
elusive treasures, too!
  So, the fun begins. All the stores are restocking as
of January 12th, post-Christmas as I vainly searched -
are YOU ready for the GremlinQuest challenge? Let the
Friday the 13th car-nage begin! On your mark, get
set...

Jerry " The Gremlinizer" Casper


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Jerry Casper , owner of 16 AMCs , including:

'78 Gremlin GT / '70 Javelin / '70 Hornet / '79 Pacer / '76 Matador coupe / 1 V-8 Spirit

'57 Chevy 210 4-door
'55 Chevy Suburban

Hobbies : scale model trains ( G, O-27, HO, TT, N ), Garden Railroading, slot cars ( all scales ), scale aircraft and rockets

Esoteric interests : Blimps and Dirigibles, UL Aircraft ( sub - amphibious ), rideable scale trains, weird science and engineering

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