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Once my rich Nigerian friends send me the wonderful cashiers
check for $55 million, I will buy all of you a prototype Gremlin of your choice,
or a IMSA or Team Highball Gremlin. For Bart, a AMX 3 for his front
lawn.
Sort of like the AMX 2 that used to be high on a pole in PA at
a used car lot (true story for many years). He can have the worlds second
fastest lawn ornament. For others, like Rosa who have everything they need,
maybe a NOS 1/4 panel hatchback chrome strip. Davis, you get a complete aluminum
AMC block, heads, with all the best so you can run 7's. Maybe put a twin turbo
on it and turn 4's. Lu, I will buy you the state of Alabama. Hal, for you my
friend, I buy the University of Oklahoma, providing you get rid of their
football team. They damned near have cost me $55 million and my wealthy Nigerian
friends frown upon my gaming. You can have the city of Lawton and Chickasee
also. Chickasaw. Whatever, it is yours, fill it with American Motors
automobiles. Doc, you are in my thoughts, I will buy you this company of
Motorola you speak of. You boss now. Jer, consider Union Grove Dragstrip yours,
it will be AMC friendly once again. Scott, I now buy you a swap meet across
street from your house, easy to get to, as I just bought 8 of your neighbor's
houses, which will be bulldozed, so we can have a easy access all AMC Swap Meet,
you can have the land too. Terry, since you seem to know my wealthy African
friends, you may not need anything. But I buy you East Texas anyhows. Some good
pickings AMC wise around Golden Triangle if you can stand the smell, nice AMCers
with lots of stuff in Jasper, and Texarkana. Pick counties wisely. Brien, I buy
you the V8 crossmember of your choice. In gold. I hope I didn't miss anyone.
Oh, to those kind people who attempted to help me with my
newfound wealth recently on Bart's site:
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Nigeria.
Eddie Stakes
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