[Amc-list] Rambler Mentality

[Nolanatcamelot@xxxxxxx]

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Naples  , Florida . They 
turned a corner and see a sign 
that says, 'Old Timers Bar - all  drinks 10 cents.' 
They look at each  other, and then go in, thinking this Is too good to be 
true.  
The old bartender says in a voice that carries  across the room, 'Come on in 
and let me pour one for you!  
What'll it be, Gentlemen?' 
There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men  ask for a 
martini. In short  order, the bartenderserves up four iced  martinis... 
Shaken, not stirred,and  says, 'That'll be 10 cents each, please' 
The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. 
Then look at each other... 

They can't believe their good luck.  

They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis,  and order another round. 
Again, four excellent martinis are  
produced with the bartender again saying, 'That's  40 cents, please.' They 
pay the 40 cents, but their 
curiosity is more than they can stand.  
They have each had two martinis and so far they've  spent less than a dollar. 
Finally  one of the men says, 'How can you afford to serve martinis as good 
as these for  a dime a piece?' 
'I'm a retired  tailor from Boston ,' the  bartender said, 'and I always 
wanted to own a bar. 
Last year I hit the Lottery for $25 million and decided to  open this place. 
Every drink costs a dime - 
wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same.' 

Wow!!!! That's quite a story,' says one of the  men. 

The four of them sipped at  their martinis and couldn't help but notice seven 
other people at the end of the  bar who didn't have drinks in front of them, 
and hadn't ordered anything the  whole time they were there. 
One man  gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and asks 
the  bartender, 'What's with them?' 
The  bartender says, 'Oh, they're all old retired farts who own AMCs and have 
Rambler  Mentality. They're waiting for 
happy hour when  drinks are half price.'  
nolan  dehner  Nor Cal AMCs 
Windsor,  CA
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