[AMC-List] AMX snapper

["Brien Tourville" <hh7x@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

 A rehash originally  From: "Billy" billycarl1234@xxxxxxxxxxx  





A man goes out and buys a fresh  AMX . 

One night he takes it out for a spin, and stops at a red light. 
An old man pulls up next to him riding a mo-ped. 

The old man looks over the Coupe and says, "What kind of
car ya got there sonny?" 

The man replies, "It's a 1970, the best sports car in the USA; it
cost me over $50,000." 

"That's a lot of money" says the old man. Why do they cost so much?" 
The
man answers, "Because they can go 170 miles an hour!" 

The old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. 

Leaning back on his mo-ped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice 
car all right!" 

Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man 
what the car can do. He floors it, and in a few seconds the speedo 
reads 120 MPH. 

Suddenly he notices a dot in his rear view mirror that seems to be
catching up to him. Afraid it might be a cop, he slows down to 65 and
suddenly whhhoooosshh! Something whips by him going much faster! 

"What on earth could be going faster than this 390?" the man asks
himself. 

Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming towards him.
Whhoooosshh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! 
And it sorta looked like the old man on the mo-ped! 

"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a mo-ped outrun an 390?" 

Then again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whhooosshh - Blam! 
It plows into the back of the AMX! The man jumps out.

 It IS the old man!

 Of course, the mo-ped and the old man are in a world of hurt. The 
guy runs up to the old man and cries, "You're hurt bad! Is there 
anything I can do for you?" 

The old man groans and replies, 
"Yes, could you please unhook my
suspenders from your side mirror?"



   milnersXcoupe
      NEW YORK
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