Ugly AMCs?!?

["John W Rosa" <JohnRosa@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Bart posted this on his Yahoo group, but it needs to be seen by even
more AMCers. 
 
When folks call your AMC 'ugly', you send them here... 
http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/20050116tas2.html 
 
(Don't view that page for at least an hour after eating). 
 
A few comments on the pictures there... 
 
http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/052531.jpg  
That's killer! An ancient Toyota Camry made up to mimic a Mercedes...and
it's IN Japan!! Bwahahahahaha! 
 
http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/052871.jpg  
I may print these photos to show folks when they call OUR cars ugly! But
what's with those freakish front spoilers sticking WAaaaay out front?
Godzilla's shoe horns? Wait 'til THAT trend comes to the US! It'll come
in handy when a row of them is parked in a lightly flooded  
parking lot...you'll walk along those things to keep your feet dry! 
 
http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/052791.jpg  
http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/053121.jpg  
Now, these kinda have a profile of a Spirit-AMX, modified of course.
Looking past the changes, I'll bet that was a fairly pretty car in it's
day. Love the tail lights. 
 
http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/053071.jpg  
http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/053061.jpg  
Ignore the silver car...I wish they showed more of that purple one.
Reminds me of the Aussie Dodge Charger's styling...pretty. 
 
http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/052961.jpg  
Now there's a spoiler that's effective at ANY speed...tho it's 'effect'
is to turn stomachs! 
 
http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/053001.jpg  
When not being driven, this one doubles as a skateboard park! 
 
http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/053051.jpg  
OK...I tried really hard to create a punchline for this one, but I just
can't do better than the car itself. What kind of annurism sparked that
idea??

John