http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=7873314my own bank, Chase at corner of Bunker Hill & I-10 was robbed several weeks ago......and had been there with kids same day!
So there was 5-10 cop cars parked either side under overpass, and cops passing out tickets like policeman's ball. Walking in and out of traffic....at this particular intersection.....counting HOV & turn lanes it is 19-20 lanes across....granted they were in the underpasses but walking out into traffic when light turned red!
I though the wafting smell of fresh Shipley's donuts I had bought for kids would be more than enough to ovewhelm their senses and hypnotized them but didn't work as mentioned, the cop only came to my window and asked for license....if he had gotten closer I would have opened the box of warm cake, cherry icing with sprinkles, apple filled and regular donuts and he would have been in my power. I would have tossed them onto the ground and watched the melee between cops and pigeons and homeless battle over it while I layed scratch (with one tire) out of there. It would have been ugly but I would have lost only box of fresh donuts.
"Eddie, It's Texas! How can you not have an insurance card in the car?? In Dallas and Carrollton, if you don't have proof of insurance, your car gets towed on the spot and you're left at the curb. I'm surprised they don't do that down there too."
I only had credit card, driver license & box of delecious fresh donuts on me. I could have called wife a mile away & told her to bring insurance, but didn't even realize that was on the ticket until I got home. No big deal, have policy here to show judge. I might even take fresh box of donuts downtown to police headquarters and court when I go.
I might just lather myself down with donut scented perfume and could easily overwhelm whole building full of cops:
http://www.paradisecosmetics.com/Bakery/Fragrances_Glazed_Donut.htmthe downside is the cops might be in heat and last place you want that to happen is a nest of them.
Eddie Stakes 713.464.8825 eddiestakes@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx www.planethoustonamx.com----- Original Message ----- From: "LarryS" <vision1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <BaadAssGremlins@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Monday, January 10, 2011 8:29 AM Subject: RE: [BaadAssGremlins] re: What Did You Do on Your AMC this weekend?
You should take pride and solace in knowing it was all about YOUR safety.... that's the ONLY reason they do these things. Never give it a thought that it rakes in millions in revenue. Nope. Never even give that a thought. It would NEVER be about the money.... why, that's crazy-talk! ;-) L.-----Original Message----- From: BaadAssGremlins@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:BaadAssGremlins@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Eddie Stakes Sent: Sunday, January 09, 2011 9:58 PM To: baadassGremlins@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx; amc-list@xxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [BaadAssGremlins] re: What Did You Do on Your AMC this weekend? I got a ticket, actually two of them, Saturday, drove down to Kirkwood @ I-10 to get donuts for the kids and was coming back east on I-10 and at intersection of I-10 & Wilcrest Houston Police had set up a "seat belt detail" that is sting where they wait under turnaround and look at people to see if seat belts connected. They also walk out into traffic looking when light is red, so light was red and cop came up to driver side of car and told me to back up. So backed up and pulled under bridge, he got my driver license, but I didn't have insurance card, hell, didn't have pockets or shoes on either much less undewear (or AMC logoed thong, story for another day as I hear the crowd running from room) but he walked to one of the police cars and came back with ticket that was pre filled out! They have more tickets than I have NOS AMC literature (cases) of tickets already filled out! He said he was giving me ticket for no insurance and no seat belt. I was strunned. I signed it and drove off, didn't bother to show him I had my seat belt connected......it is LAP BELT and the shoulder harness was optional you know so three point harness. I did ask for judge trial, as already have taken photos of the seat belt, hooked, unhooked, me sitting in there with it buckled, and photo of Bessie to show judge...and pulled out policy to show judge also, pain in ass to drive downtown on a Friday night and sit around but 95% chance it will be dismissed like last time 20 years ago. I even wore same boxers was wearing when pulled over for photos. The cops don't realize many of our old cars have lap belts and shoulder harness was optional and uncomfortable, they simply look for the "strap over chest" as in this case, and last time 20 years ago with my old 68 AMX Red Death which didn't HAVE shoulder harnesses in it (early build). Later that day, worked on the 74 Sportabout putting on passenger side mirror, didn't have time to install new AMC AM/FM/8track player though, and put anti freeze in the 77 AMX, that Hornet above, 72 Ambassador, 81 Eagle, 82 Eagle, 82 Concord, 88 Eagle, 74 AMX, 74 Javelin, did I miss any? As it is supposed to freeze here this week. The Hornet & Concord have some blaster hot heaters in them, the 82 Eagle & 72 Ambassador disconnected long ago. Have core for Ambo just have not put it in, will wait to do that when repaint it this year sometime. Am considering painting the 81 Eagle, that is the 4cyl, 4spd, I keep hearing gas might be $5 a gallon this year, and it gets 29mpg at least that is what the brochure says, more like 25mpg, but super gas mileage on it, as opposed to say, the 68 Rebel convertible 'Machine' or SC/360 which likes to frequent Houston gas pumps and neighborhoods and blends. So sort of worked on 'all' of them including the Big Bad Orange 69 Javelin which stuffed more parts into, and pulled a few more things off the 74 maxi blue AMX parting out which sort of counts. Have a 68 Ambassador coming in this month also like I need another car, after 22 years, hard to get creative hiding the cars from Paige, that old 'honey looked what followed me home can I keep it' sh*t don't fly, so sometimes put in back yard, cover with car cover and put something on car cover like hubcap or spoiler hoping she don't notice and if she says 'was that there last week' I tell her have another adult beverage. Hope everyone having a good 2011 so far, have to go it has been long weekend, Eddie Stakes 713.464.8825 eddiestakes@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx www.planethoustonamx.com ------------------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Links------------------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BaadAssGremlins/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BaadAssGremlins/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: BaadAssGremlins-digest@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx BaadAssGremlins-fullfeatured@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: BaadAssGremlins-unsubscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
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