Re: Funny car Forum stuff

[Jock J Jocewicz <namdra@xxxxxxxx>]

Ray,
  Really enjoyed your post on the car forums! Entertaining!

On Fri, 8 Oct 2004 03:36:07 -0500 Ray Mick <rmick@xxxxxxx> writes:
> What's going on in the car forums?
> 
> Bentley Forums
> - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
> 
> Camaro/Firebird Forums
> - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? 
> 
> btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
> 
> Mustang (Chevelle) forums
> - - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
> 
> Monte Carlo forums
> - - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
> 
> Civic forums
> - - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
> 
> VW Bug forum
> - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
> 
> Yugo Forum
> - - - When's the last time yours ran?
> 
> Lamborghini forum
> - - - Wind noise around 210MPH
> 
> Miata forums
> - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car 
> (pics)
> 
> Chevy Tahoe forum
> - - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? 
> (pics)
> 
> Pontiac Fiero forum
> - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
> 
> BMW 7-series forum
> - - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
> 
> Cadillac forum
> - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
> 
> Chevy Suburban Forum
> - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
> 
> Buick Forum
> - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
> 
> Delorean forum
> - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please 
> help. I'm from 1985.
> 
> Crown Victoria forum
> - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
> 
> Honda Accord forum
> - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch 
> 
> rims.
> 
> Toyota Echo forum
> - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
> 
> Ferrari forums
> - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to 
> get 
> in and out fast.
> 
> Porsche forums
> - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car 
> myself?
> 
> Saturn forums
> - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
> 
> Jaguar forum
> - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
> 
> Mercedes forum
> - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in 
> divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble 
> 
> with my medical board?
> 
> Mini forum
> - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing 
> the 
> movie company. (pics)
> 
> Dodge Viper forum
> - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How 
> to 
> get pee stains out of the leather?
> 
> McLaren F1 forum
> - - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
> 
> Dodge Minivan forum
> - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't 
> 
> forget where I'm supposed to be?
> 
> Hummer forum
> - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to 
> get 
> the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's 
> 
> $35 in gas.
> 
> Fiat forum
> - - -Hello? Am I the only member?
> 
> Subaru WRX forum
> - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking 
> lot.
> 
> Chevy pickup forum
> - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of 
> mah 
> truck?
> 
> SRT Forums
> "Will this void my warranty"
> 
> RX7 Forums
> - - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
> 
> DSM Forums
> - - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
> 
> Supra Forums
> - - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
> 
> Vette Forums
> - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering 
> wheel?
> 
> Ford 2.3 forums
> - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
> 
> 
> Ray Mick
> Somewhere in Kansas
> "The older I get the faster I was"
> 72 Javelin/AMX
> 72 Javelin SST
> 71 Javelin
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