Ways to "legalize" project cars...tag them as trailers?

[Gremlingts@xxxx]

 Well, I"ve been thinking of creative ways to get around those onerous VA 
laws requiring insurance to register the cars. While watching my "soon-to-be 
better half" last nite playing cards on the PC, I had an inspiration...why 
not weld or bolt a trailer tongue to each untagged car, and get them 
registered as trailers? Hmm...now i'll have to research what constitutes a 
legal trailer, as they're often made out of partial vehicles anyway....these 
will just be "enclosed" trailers. With heat and air. LOL. Ok, so it's kinda 
weird, but then, if they have a tongue that's permanent, they can be 
trailers. After all the insurance requirement is for cars, not for trailers! 
heh heh. Anyone ever thought of this as a solution, and can anyone knock a 
hole in the theory? Tongue's aren't really cheap, but then again, neither are 
sheds or garages! Maybe $100 for the cheapest tongue U-haul has to sell, 
which is way cheaper than having to make sure you have a "complete" car 
according to the county, and a trailer is a partial vehicle when usually 
created. Still, it's a way around the restrictions, and can be converted back 
into a "vehicle" at any time. I know I'm stretching it, but I only have to 
convince the DMV to issue a plate, it's up to me to make it a "real" trailer. 
So, maybe I'll be doing some more reading this weekend thru my books, I have 
the legal Virginia State Inspectors guidebook, which should define trailers 
enough to see if this is a loophole option. Wouldn't that just be interesting 
if I can pull this off? :)
Well, any critique is welcome, I've only got two cars left that would need 
this "conversion", and I wouldn't mind doing it to the project Gremlin or the 
Subaru. And spending $200 to thumb my nose at the neighbors would be a true 
blast. Anyway, guess I'll hit the showers, and think so more on this idea 
that's percolating in my "Gremlin" brain. Y'all have a good Friday! 

Jerry "the nightmare neighbor" Casper