Re: Digest Number 447

["amc74hornet" <AMC74HORNET@xxxx>]

--- In BaadAssGremlins@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, "Eddie Stakes" <eddiestakes@xxxx> wrote:
> stop siging up for shit happy clown. I have entered you in the new lotto below and it looks like you are the new winner!
> ===========================
> From: "SILVERBIRD LOTERIA INTERNATIONAL" <silverbirdlotteria01@xxxx>
> To: sadclowndude
> Sent: Thursday, July 22, 2004 2:30 PM
> Subject: LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION
> 
> 
> SILVERBIRD LOTTERIA INTERNATIONAL,
> SILVERBIRD PLAZA, CALLE ANDRIAN, 3/7H
> MADRID - SPAIN.
> FROM: THE DIRECTOR, PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT.
> REF: SBL/59312702/WIN/09
> BATCH: 5901/MD/3760.
> DATE: 22nd JULY 2004.
> PRIZE AWARD NOTIFICATION.
> Sir/Madam
> It is our pleasure to notify you of the result of the silverbirdloteria
> International (Spanish lottery promotion program) held on the 20th day of
> July 2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: LOT/204/XJL/835
> with serial number: 28502317/MD
> drew lucky numbers 3-75-77-91 which consequently won in the 2nd category,
> you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of 500,000,00. euro
> (fivehundred thousand Euros).
> We hereby use this medium to CONGRATULATE you. Please note that Due to mix
> up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information
> confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to
> you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and
> unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants
> were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000
> companies and 30,000,000 individuals email addresses and names from all
> over the world. This promotional program takes place every two year.
> This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Bill Gates, President of the
> World Largest software and some prominent businessmen in Europe and
> beyond. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next
> year 1 million euros International lottery.
> To file for your claim, please contact our Payment Coordinator/claim agent:
> MR. BILL JEFFREY
> PLATINUM TRUST SECURITIES
> Email:platinumtrustsecurityservicies@xxxx Tel: 0034-606-621-709.
> Please be informed that the expiration date for this claim is on the 14th
> day of August 2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in
> the nextstake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
> complications remember to quote this reference number and batch number in
> all correspondence. Ref. Number:SBL/59312702/WIN/09
> Batch Number: 501/MD/3760.
> Furthermore, should there be any change of addresses do inform Payment
> Coordinator as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members
> of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
> Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
> Sincerely yours,
> 
> Mrs.Rosara Felicia Lopez
> Lottery Coordinator
> ===============================
> Congratulations! Our computers picked your name
> as the winner of this weeks nigerian lotto! You HAVE WON THREE
> MILLION DOLLARS, and will start receiving $1 dollar a year for three million
> years! So make your plans now asshole! You can move into that
> thatched mud hut you have always wanted, no longer eating dung bettles, now
> feasting on larvae and locusts! Wash yourself in a new tub of urine! Watch
> maggots eat your toes off instead of hyenas. Give me your sewer of a country
> and I'll send you your first dollar! Congratulations again!

LOL Where do you find these things Eddie. 
"Doc"