[Amc-list] Mr. Fix It

[Brien Tourville <hh7x@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph 
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and 
stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled 
him out.
 
 when the Head Nurse/Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she 
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now 
considered her to be mentally stable.

She went to tell Edna the news and said, "Edna, I have good news and bad 
news.

The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to 
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the 
person you love.

I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
 
   
 
 "the bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe 
belt right after you saved him.

I am so sorry, but he's dead."

 
 edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon 
can I go home?




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Find your hanging 'Ralph' dolls at AutoZone real soon.


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