Re: [AMC-List] how not to sell a car

["Eddie Stakes" <eddiestakes@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Hey, you would be smiling like Fido here too
http://i11.ebayimg.com/01/i/08/3b/7d/4f_1.JPG
 if you just let loose a load of Alpo...just to PO the missus knowing she 
will have to be the bucket brigade! How many of you remember Castor Oil? 
Yeee.....can dot the letter i on the wall.

Here is a Katrina car a state 1/2 over and in better shape, granted it is a 
Rebel, but shares same body with Ambassador:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230021204016
started at $599, now $499 and still no bites! Maybe we fido over there with 
them nutrias!

Them nutrias good eatin you know. Frank, you in the military (and thanks for 
serving our country and be safe in Afghanistan) but here is a government 
website on how to cook rats. I mean nutria:
http://www.nutria.com/site14.php
yeallllllee....them dare Cajuns et anything you put enough spice on it, pass 
the Jax and Dixie, maybe a Hamms!


Eddie Stakes'
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----- Original Message ----- 
From: <francis.swygert@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <amc-list@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
Cc: <eddiestakes@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Wednesday, September 06, 2006 11:27 PM
Subject: [AMC-List] how not to sell a car


The photos aren't to bad, at least they show what needs to be done --
EVERYTHING! So we have a $500 car, well, $1500 if it's not rusty
underneath... And you really want one. From Pensacola though?... I bet
it is rusty in all the wrong places..., with a starting bid of $5,000???
It would be worth $5K if it were a decent driver that needed paint, seat
covers, and a little mechanical work but was mechanically sound. $8-12K
decently (but not 100%) restored, and a 343 or even larger transplant
would sell better then stock 290 (cc??? Thing has to be a real dog...)
would, which is unfortunate. "Haven't seen one of these in a long time,
has to be worth a lot" (even in pathetic condition??).

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Date: Wednesday, September 6, 2006 04:45 PM
From: eddiestakes <eddiestakes@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>

This would be how not to sell a car!

The dog is getting into the car to take a dump.

Then the old lady is made to clean it up:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Florida-tag_W0QQitemZ280024927259QQihZ018
QQcatego
ryZ5357QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
My apologies is this is anyone's here car. Three words: change the
photos!


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