Re: [AMC-List] "When you're not welcome you don't hang around"
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Re: [AMC-List] "When you're not welcome you don't hang around"



 Ok am I the only person who wants to see Mahoney's pimp cup?

http://www.icedoutgear.com/media/PC21.jpg

LMAO

~J

-----Original Message-----
From: amc-list-bounces@xxxxxxx [mailto:amc-list-bounces@xxxxxxx] On
Behalf Of Mahoney, John
Sent: Thursday, May 18, 2006 6:00 PM
To: amc-list@xxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [AMC-List] "When you're not welcome you don't hang around"

>>
It's one notch above all those things we could bolt onto our (front
engine, rear drive, etc) in the past -- whirling propellers under carbs,
and even beats magnets on fuel lines.
<<

Whoa, you be sayin' that playin' cards pinned to our bike forks din't
ride faster, that them '60s-'70s Ambos/Matos granddads drove be Donks
wantin' 30-inch dubs, an' that Cap'n Crunch Chicken (with Creole mustard
sauce) be da bomb on da Planet called "Hollywood is America"?

Be real, if you know what we sayin'.

Next you be sayin' old AMC stylin' be whack to, wit a 197-day supply!

http://tinyurl.com/pw7cq

"You could fool me once (no no),
But you can't fool me two times (no no), 'Cuz I got three eyes (yeah
yeah), One look from the left side (yeah yeah), The other from the right
side (yeah yeah), Got one eye on the inside (yeah yeah)"

http://www.classics.com/images01/rod01-16.jpg

http://hvtm.totalcar.hu/car/m/tucker/745494.jpg

"Private eyes
They're watching you
They see your every move"

http://www.chez.com/pacer/C4_small.jpg

BEP, H&O, PTT and AMC?  You be da man!

http://www.fiatcoupehistory.com/Bilder%20komp/1101.jpg

http://www.fiatcoupehistory.com/Bilder%20komp/DCP_1516.jpg

Or now you jes' be bein' krazee, man.

5 (or 7?) "eyes" ain't mo better'n 3!

So da prob be, motoman, you be right.

http://www.rides-mag.com/DONK/toc.html  

http://tinyurl.com/nk8mt

(Or you be one Kompletely Kra-Z fool...

http://www.internationaldelivers.com/site_layout/xtfamily/cxt.asp

'kuz no commercial license be needed...)

Look, fools/foolettes: dat thang got a big, shinin' -G-R-I-L-L-E-!

Got it?  AMC don't need no fools.  Only fools still got a "grill."

>>
The Grill Is Partially Painted   Mr. AMC   05/18/06   06:22 AM   1111
<<

It doesn't matter if we're young or old; it doesn't matter if we're Ivy
League or School of Hard Knocks; doesn't matter if we're rich, poor, or
somewhere in the middle --- class is always in session every day of our
lives.  Opportunities for self-improvement are endless 'til we draw our
final breath.  If we don't make the most of the gifts we've been given,
if we don't take every opportunity to learn, we are, indeed, simply
fools.

So if '06 cars have grilles and '73 cars had grilles, what of '22 cars?

http://rickenbackermotors.com/sr/22sedan1.jpg

You may have guessed it: '22s had grilles too.

But did you guess which cars at the 12/21 NY show had relevance to AMC?

>>
nine new names... which would eventually have some relevance to
Nash-AMC.
<<

With Wills-St. Claire, Rickenbacker, Kelsey, Handley-Knight, Frontenac,
Durant, and Bournonville came an Ambassador.  With neither a Nash badge
above nor a Morris body behind its radiator grille, but with a dream of
self-improvement, profit, and longevity: a uniquely -American- dream.
The one everyone once had.

Each of those American motor companies worked very hard to build dreams,

http://66.213.36.5/images/image/archive/series1/c15/c157efcb.jpg

http://66.213.36.5/images/image/archive/series1/c15/c157e81b.jpg

http://66.213.36.5/images/image/archive/series1/c15/c157de1b.jpg

http://66.213.36.5/images/image/archive/series1/c16/c16996fb.jpg

http://66.213.36.5/images/image/archive/series1/c16/c169904b.jpg

http://www.nevadarockhounds.com/AWA/Cars/USA/Hand21a.jpg

but they all went the way American Motors did.  One of them, promoted as
"America's finest Knight-powered car," was, in fact, powered by the same
Willys that would become part of AMC.  But, when it failed (in '23), it,
along with a plant that built the [Dort] bodies the young Charles Nash
had begun his car life by upholstering, led to another lost/last
independent auto company.  The Handley plant became the new home of the
[ex-IL] Checker Cab Manufacturing Company in April, and on June 18, the
first [MI] car was built.

The year AMC bought Willys-Overland-Kaiser-Jeep, the founder of Checker
died, and on July 12, 1982, Checker Motors, itself, died when that last
lone car was built.  The next year, American Motors' RWD-car dream died
too, but now the poor AMC fools don't know when that happened and where
that last car went.  I'm as poor and foolish as any of them.  I think
it's a disgrace.  I think AMC is a lost cause.  I think it's time to
give up.
  

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