YOU MIGHT OWN AND RACE AN OLDSMOBILE IF......

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more humor from a moPar list :



YOU MIGHT OWN AND RACE AN OLDSMOBILE IF......

*Race prepping your car means turning off the ac.

*You have a "Big is Beautiful" license plate holder.

*You have safety harnesses instead of seat belts for five occupants.

*You only have to be careful of traffic AHEAD of you when you merge 
onto the Interstate 

*Your race car has never been on a trailer. 

*You think anything less than a 455 is a small block. 

*You won't race motorcycles because it isn't fair . . . to them! 

*You've ever had to take a different route because of bridge weight 
limits. 

*You plan road trips from gas station to gas station. 

*Your wife's car runs 12s. 

*You painted your riding lawnmower black and turbocharged it. 

*You think 5000 pound cars and  station wagons are great drag strip 
material. 

*The wrecker service calls you when they get their rigs stuck. 

*You have heard the phrase "That's a Buick!? from more than 5 punk 
kids in Daddy's 'Vette after you shut them down. 

*You have sucked so many bumpers off other cars; your car is
nicknamed "The Hoover." 

*18 wheelers yield to you. 

*You can fit a month of groceries in your trunk and still run 12s. 

*You've ever been pulled over for failing to stop at a weigh station. 


*Your car has more towing capacity than a one ton dually. 

*You think every race car should have ac and power
windows. 

*You get signed thank you cards from the presidents of Phillips
66 and Texaco at Christmas. 

*You think every four door should have a cam,
headers and slicks and runs 12s. 

*The phrase "231? Is that all?" and "That
ain't no V6!" make the hair on the back of your neck stand up. 

*You've said "No, it's not an SS" more than 3 times this week. 

*You've never seen the tail lights of a Mustang GT. 

*Your friend's 5.0 'Stang runs 13s by being towed behind your car. 

*The local Mustang guys are claiming they've been abused because your 
car spanks them so bad. 

*You've raced your daily driver against a tube frame, blown, 
nitroused big block powered 'Stang . .. and won.




             Brien.
         NEW YORK
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