Rambler wagon vs. Cadillac Escalade........

A Rambler station wagon pulled alongside a Cadillac Escalade at a
traffic light.
"Do you have a car phone?" its driver asked the man in the huge suv.
"Of course I do," was the haughty reply.
"Do you have a fax machine?"
The Cadillac driver sighed. "I have that too."
"Do you have a double bed in the back?" the Rambler driver wanted
to know.
Ashen-faced, the Escalade driver sped off.
That afternoon, he had a mechanic install a double bed in his suv.
A week later, the Escalade driver passed the same AMC, parked on the
side of the road with its back windows fogged up and steam pouring
out. The arrogant driver pulled over, got out of the suv and
banged on the AMC's rear window. "I want you to know that I've
had a double bed installed," bragged the Cadillac driver.
The Rambler driver rolled his window down and frowned at the Cadillac
driver. "You got me out of the shower just to tell me that?"