Re: STOP EMAILING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

["Steven M.Dristy, Jr." <soundwve@xxxxxxx>]

" First obtain the unsubscribe pack from your local internet protocol
retailer, street versions are cheaper, but can corrupt your computer. Once
you have it home extinguish all pilot lights and external flame sources.
 Next unwrap the outer Mylar cover being sure not to lose the enclosed
documentation. Said documentation can be dangerous in the wrong hands and is
tracked by serial number to the unsubscribe kit purchaser (don't become a
statistic). After preparing Cables A, B, and D (C, F, and G if using Unix),
connect them, but not before powering down your system. After connecting the
cables you may boot the computer. If a warning comes up then you will need
to download unsubscribe drivers from www.microsoft.com or www.sun.com if
using Unix. If no warnings are present you can remove the protective strips
(the yellow ones) and then open the aluminum cover. Grasp the large red
handle (not the small one) and pull it toward you slowly increasing in
pressure until you hear 2 clicks. If you hear 3 clicks it means you have not
connected the correct cables, or that the correct unsubscribe drivers are
not present. If you heard only 2 clicks you can skip to page 23 in the
documentation being sure not to touch either the frequency or amplitude
dials until you have read the entire procedure. Once you have read the
procedure you may set the amplitude dial to the appropriate setting for your
operating system. (setting detailed in the manual) Once you have the correct
amplitude, power up the drive scrubbing assembly. Once a steady hum is heard
you may then set the frequency dial. To obtain the correct frequency divide
the speed of your processor with the amount (in kilobytes) of your ram
comparing that to the chart on page 168. Also, you should now look up the
setting of your virtual memory and select that on the virtual memory dial
indicator. You should see 4 green lights across the top of the panel on the
right of the kit. If all 4 lights are green you may proceed to step 74 in
the manual.
At this point you are half done.....

 OR

 GO to http://www.amxfiles.com/amc-list/index.cfm and follow the
instructions
 that you used to subscribe, only somewhat conceptually inverse."

I couldn't resist, John! :-D  Ooops, e-mailed him again!

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Alexander Arnondin" <zander.arnondin@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <mail@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Saturday, November 20, 2004 2:37 PM
Subject: Re: STOP EMAILING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


> > Alexander Arnondin wrote:
> >
> >> Why are you doing this to me?
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> > Because you signed up for the list you idiot.  Before you keep calling
> > us fags and other potentially juicy names, point your browser to
> > www.amxfiles.com and read about how to take yourself off, since you had
> > to read the same thing to get on.
> >
> > Jonathan Jusczyk
> >
> > 1973 AMC Javelin
> >
> >
> Some one added me to it without my knowledge. And I will stop calling you
> fags if you stop emailing me.
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