[AMC-list] you gott be kidding...frog seeking princess

["Eddie Stakes" <eddiestakes@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/4123700309.html

In case the ad disappears here is text:
"So here goes......

Lately I have been noticing that there are allot of really pretty and 
exciting woman out there that seem to be attracted to the "Bad Boy / Loser" 
types. I have personally have seen this. Women that are attracted to guys 
that only have their so called "Good Looks" going on for them. Why is it 
that someone that has only a minimum wage or even no job at all, lives with 
friends or his parents, no real prospects for a future or 'assets' can 
attract and keep the attention of women that are not only beautiful on the 
outside, but intelligent, caring and funny?

I see TONS of ads online from hot women that say that they are looking for 
a man of substance, intelligence with a good job, transportation and a 
future. Yet, when it comes down to it, it seems like a large portion of the 
female population likes guys that dont really have anything going for them.

With this in mind, I thought I would throw my hat into the ring and see if 
I actually get the opportunity to meet someone special too....


Below average guy, seeks beautiful woman inside and out for LTR.


A little about me.

I am a featureless, mid forties white guy with no education and little 
prospects of having a prosperous career or future. I am short, fat, don't 
dress well and did I tell you that I was in the "small" line when God passed 
out my manhood ?

Since I dropped out of high school I spend most of my time going from one 
friends house to another sleeping on their couch...eating their food and 
either playing video games or watching old black & white movies. Besides 
being a total looser, I also don't shower regularly and the last time I had 
the opportunity for a date I ran away in fear. I totally loathe the social 
scene at bars and rarely listen to music, I never go outside, have never 
been out of Missouri, and gee how you would laugh if you were to see me 
dance !

I do have some positives though, I finally got my 1979 AMC Pacer working so 
now I can hopefully start delivering pizzas again. It been really difficult 
being 420 friendly when you have to bum from your friends !

I guess, since all the other looser guys I know have found really good 
looking, not fat, sweet, happy, funny as well as caring women that totally 
devote their lives to making their man happy, I would just see if my luck 
would change as well.

So, take a chance.... send me a note, and we both may be pleasantly 
surprised.

I wont post a pic on line because I don't want you to run away.... but if 
you send me one and put PRINCESS in your subject line, I will send you one 
back.

Oh and if you are not serious about meeting a guy that is serious about 
building a relationship or you just want something for one night.. please 
pass me by... I have a heart and I am looking to build something that has a 
future. I wont be used just for sex.

:)

PS ---> Sarcasm is the key here, except for the part about being used..... 
"
St Louis craigslist ad above!
Eddie Stakes
713-464-8825 days
www.planethoustonamx.com 

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