...you had me at "bar maid." Date: Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:33:52 -0400 From: Brien Tourville <hh7x@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Subject: [Amc-list] Church of the Holey Ramblers To: amc-list@xxxxxxxxxxxx Message-ID: <48D8B800.8060202@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Greetings Paris honers, It's Autumn in New York, a time for Reflection & giving thanks for parts locater's, for Digitized Frank Sinatra recordings and Spiritual Bonding with fellow Female Church of Holey Ramblers Members serving as Bar Maids during the 'Universal Lap Dance Enlightenment' Ritual we fellow followers of Rust Cures find particularly self indulgent. Our Church of Holey Rambler's was founded on Principal. I can't remember any specifics at the moment, so I'll open the Forum to Membership comments, beginning with kind words from our Philosophical Development Team - ascribing the basics for those New Comers to our Faith: From: 'Church of Holey Ramblers - Chairperson on Cultural Affairs and Recruitment - 'Deacon Bruce Griffis' - <bruce.griffis@xxxxxxxxx> It's funny - but post hobby beverage choice reflects my Sunday church choice, lol. I had been going to church from a denomination that looks dimly on drinking and smoking (well, any personal choices that can do harm to you). Occasionally I like a nice cold beer (imagine that!!!!) - so I go to a different church that's okay with an occasional drink, or dance, or card game (gasp!). * From: 'Church of Holey Ramblers Security Chief' - Jim Blair <carnuck@xxxxxxxxxxx> : > > JD and I decided not to see each other anymore about 1987 when > drinking it made me think I could take on 4 police officers who were > trying to arrest me for being drunk in a public place and assault (I > punched out a cinder block wall when my ex pushed me a little too far > and I actually did damage because I hit it just right) > > > > > From: > 'Church of Holey Ramblers Catering Supervisor' - WILLIAM SERCKIE > > > > Bruce, > ? > Try Jack Daniels, lots of Jack Daniels, preferabally on the rocks?w/a twist of lime...it will give you a whole new perspective on things...? > > Bill Serckie > > > > From: 'Church of Holey Ramblers 'Rabbi of High Priestesses' - Mark Price Wrambler242@xxxxxxxxxxx Hmmm, maybe that explains my drinking habits. I don't go to church... Sometimes I drink. Sometimes I don't. Depends. on if I feel like drinking... Same thing about church. Except i don't feel like going more often then I drink! -- Mark Price Morgantown, WV 1969 AMC Rambler, 4.0L, EFI, T-5 2004 Grand Cherokee Laredo, 4.7L, Quadratrac II " I realize that death is inevitable. I just don't want to be around when it happens! " ** We thank our Church Leadership for their bold words on Enlightenment, and ask all to remember that should any Eagle Kammback rear bumper ends find their way to my current address, 'The Martyrdom of the Locater' surly shall follow. T _______________________________________________ Amc-list mailing list Amc-list@xxxxxxxxxxxx http://splatter.wps.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/amc-list