Re: Florida Marlins- what would Jesus drive?

[KSiroonian@xxxxxxx]

Well, very nice, 2 of the 5 were AMC's...........
Click here: Best of IWR - The Car Jesus Would Drive 

http://www.internetweekly.org/iwr/parody_jesus_vehicle.html
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On April 1, 2005 Christopher Ziemnowicz wrote:

> >>if not "Ambassador by Rambler"
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> >>http://www.internetweekly.org/iwr/parody_jesus_vehicle.html
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> Out of the list presented in the above article, perhaps the vehicle Jesus could have driven should be the (AMC designed) Humvee.  Why?  You can't drive a '58 Rambler on sand dunes!!
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> However, if you ask What would Lord Krishna drive ... (thanks to research provided by Kunal Banerji from Florida Atlantic University)
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> .... and Lord Krishna (of Hare Krishna fame) actually drove a chariot (12 horsepower -- literally) for his buddy, Arjuna, into the battle of Kurukshetra where he just stated the facts of life to a shell-shocked Arjun. His words came to be known as "The Gita" -- the holy book for the Hindus.
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> I have a feeling he would have rode a Porshe 911 convertible or maybe a Bugatti or a Lambroghini Diablo. After all he had 108 gopinis (girl-friends) and was the Crown Prince of Kingdom of Vrindavan (the area around present city of New Delhi). He definitely needed a set of "babe-mobiles", and he could pay cash for them.
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> (Sorry Jesus!!!)
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> PS -- One of his 20th century (so-called) disciples, Bhagwan Rajneesh, had 120 Rolls Royce Silver Ghosts - all were painted in Saffron color (the Holy color of Hinduism).
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