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>>
I'm unsure how many years the 73
version is 'correct' for, but I suspect several years,
perhaps 1972-1978? Someone else may know this info for
certain.
<<

If you sing the United States Code, Title 15, Chapter 28, Sections 1231-1233
(aka window sticker, aka Monroney Law, aka Automotive Information Disclosure
Act of 1958, aka ADIA) carefully, you'll hear how 1973 orchestration changed
from 1971 score.  When you open the music, start humming at:    

Section 1232a. Repealed. Pub. L. 92-178, title IV, Sec. 401(g)(7)(A), Dec.
10, 1971, 85 Stat. 534 

(AM numerology will not win the Mozart Masonry or Beethoven Hair awards...)

When you're done sight-reading, master the taxing detail at:  

http://faculty.concord.edu/chrisz/hobby/Courtesy/72-HornetSticker.html

http://faculty.concord.edu/chrisz/hobby/Courtesy/73-4drSticker.html

If you mess with (alter or remove) the Monroney and you're an automotive
sales individual, you'll get a $1,000 fine and spend a year in jail.  Your
tax dollars always will keep America safe from crime and corruption, then as
today.

If you kill two people and you're a sports legend, you'll get Scot-free
golfing; if you kill two people and you're named Scott and you're not,
you'll get time to dream of fishing or playing golf; if you lie, cheat and
demean the history of the nation and you're named Roosevelt, Truman,
Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Reagan, Clinton, Bush, Bush or ???, you'll get
fame, fortune and major monument --- dime or ship or library or mountain ---
to honor your success at fooling enough Americans enough of the time to Move
On.  If you're caught with your foot on an erase button or your finger in a
cream-cheese tart and you're lucky enough to be both famous and American,
you'll get Heart-Smart and pounds thinner in a Supreme Court robe or a UN
Secretariat --- or well-watched and pounds thinner in a new TV
Apprenticeship.  If your lies can't be found first (on paper or on
videotape) and you don't fall [faint?] from a well-planned podia, you'll get
to beat the Bush and create another "first" for America.  Is there a moral
in AMC price stickers to be learned?  Don't sing operatic ADIA arias, sing
some lyin', cheatin' American country songs.       

Cigars, cupcakes, kudos --- and classic/Classic [any AMC models/six
1930-1934 Nashes] --- American autos to all.

>>
I honestly cannot tell a lexus from a honda from an accord from a
hyundai without looking at badging, trim, etc. BOR-ING.
<<

If you liked the Lexqus, you'd love the Spirarri.  (And I don't mean
Harrah's Jeep...) 


>>
Tim's 63 Classic 660 Wagon
<<

Is there anything better than seeing this 42-year-long family tradition
restored?  Is there any thing better than glossy blue lipstick on a new old
face?  Call her Coty, call him Cody; call it cool.  Call a campaign for four
more decades of AM Motoring memories made.  COTY or Revlon (as Revson); it's
an American Revolution recalled.
  

Sometimes, datelines and timelines 

>>
Re: Javelin/AMX Convertible???????
Date: Thursday, February 3, 2005 02:13 PM
 
I thought Tom did one too. I was thinking he did it with students???
There's a good chance I'm completely wrong and that's how missinformation
gets
started. I should be shot and quarterd, or quartered and shot! BAD MARK! BAD
MARK!

Just kidding :] I guess I just flamed myself. Is it hot in here???

Mark Price

News
Date: Thursday, February 3, 2005 06:32 PM
 
>>
I thought Tom did one too. I was thinking he did it with students???
There's a good chance I'm completely wrong and that's how missinformation
gets
started. I should be shot and quarterd, or quartered and shot! BAD MARK! BAD
MARK!

Just kidding :] I guess I just flamed myself. Is it hot in here???

Mark Price
<<

No Mark, you're cool:

<http://www.javelinamx.com/javhome/uncar/chs-4.jpg>


Javelin Convert
Date: Friday, February 4, 2005 06:49 AM
 
--

Thomas M. Benvie

Re: Javelin Convert
Date: Friday, February 4, 2005 08:49 AM
 
Well I was close.
It's not an AMX conv, but close!
I'm glad some of my brain cells still seem to be talking ot one another.
Things 
are never quite right this time of year for me!!!!
Mark Price


RE: Javelin Convert
Date: Friday, February 4, 2005 02:13 PM
 
I don't know why the top of my posts are cut off, but here it is again:

Here is a link: (scroll all the way to the bottom)

http://www.javelinamx.com/JavHome/uncar/uncar1.htm


--

Thomas M. Benvie
<<

say more than more words.  As Johnny [Carson] once had quoted:

"You'll know it's time to quit when the audience stops coming."

(Or reading...)







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