RE: STOP EMAILING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guynn <amx69@xxxxxxxxxx>]

Do you think the system you have prescribed will do the job for this 
gentleman or it will matter that his dial up modem is hanging by a 
tiewrap on the phone pole ,while his keyboard is propped up with empty 
beer cans on the lawn chair with the broken out webbing, hooked thru the 
extension cord he had to cut off the vacuum cleaner, that died when he 
was vacuuming the house and a chicken was sucked up with feathers 
clogged the coffee filters he had in the vacuum because he opened the 
wrong bags due to being so drunk[or stupid] and pissed off because he  
was subscribbing to something , completely filling out every page 
presented for him to fill out, without realizing he WAS really signing 
up, and then for some reason ignored the e-mail that the AMC-list sent 
him after he did sign up detailing how to set his system and how to 
un-subscribe from the list he never signed up for to start with, Do you 
really think you have sent him the correct info, or maybe he just needs 
to get the BLONDE kit since he has indeed displayed VST. or Very Stupid 
Tendancies. The Blond system would certtainly work and it costs less 
money. Depending on how high he jumps will of course dictate how long it 
will take for the Blonde system to get him unsubscribbed. Could take a 
couple of minutes, could be less than a minute.

Blonde system of problem solving; [solves everyones' problem associated 
with them as well, so for the results the costs and time involved are 
well spent. Over a persons lifetime many, many folks will benefit by the 
use of the Blonde system by folks ''troubled'' such as these. Get the 
local yellow pages, look up SKYDIVING, get the address of the nearest 
school, go sing up, learn the basics [half of which are lies] the one 
your first jump, remove the parachute, jump, and all of your problems 
will be taken care of. Oh yeah, so will a lot of others problems, Anyone 
in fact that has ever tried to help your DUMB butt because you are not 
educated enough to read something and understand it, and then show your 
stupid butt off by telling everyone else just how stupid you are.

You cannot ACCCIDENTLY sign up here on this list. Any sane, awake person 
would KNOW they just signed up and they should also know to pull their 
head out of whereever they have it placed, go back and read the RULES, 
and figure out what their stupid butt did so they can undo what their 
stupid butt did.

I gaurantee you , the Blonde system will work for you, give it a try.

Regards,
 the e-mail maniac